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Drama recon - Neanderthals had big faces and big teeth.

Andrew thought he could flex his muscles but lets just skim through this and expose all his claims because he really is trying hard to find any.

”After all of the hard work you did in LT and DCP finally paid off. Congratulations from the bottom of my heart, it must feel amazing! Honestly I shouldn’t even be able to speak your mighty name.. you’re just such a LEGEND in this community. I’m so happy I got to lead with you in LT.. I honestly learned so much from you. I mean you were the one who taught me how to recruit.. how to get my name out there you know? I have no idea where I’d be if it wasn’t for you carrying me in LT. I’m thinking of the times when we were in LT and how you led every single event while I was there, led us to the finals in the Christmas Chaos Tournament. It really sucks that you were ddosed for both of those battles and that Elmikey and I had to take over while you were offline. Well at least you demolished Nachos and many other armies in that tournament with your excellent leadership skills. I’m glad you recorded it all for everyone else to see! ”

First of all i was never ddosed during Christmas Chaos, and yes i certainly lead Christmas chaos. You were just another spoke on the wheel while me and elmikey carried your caveman looking self. Why do you think you joined so late? you were just another recruiter in our eyes. How about you get off this and sell more real estate so your mothers business doesn’t fail?

” Wait.. wait a second, wasn’t that me? Now that I remember correctly it was actually ME

that carried LT in december into the finals of that tournament! How could I forget, you and elmikey were basically useless! So useless that when I got knocked offline by the DW leadership in the finals both you and Elmikey couldn’t even keep that battle close! Such a shame.

Now that I think of it.. I don’t even think you led a single battle while I was there :mrgreen: and you call yourself a leader.. hell even a legend? Pathetic.

I never lead any battles? Oh boy all that hair in your face must have really blinded you all those months ”leading” with me. You never carried shit you have no interaction skills like me and elmikey, thats the only reason why troops stayed you just AFK’ed all the time doing jack shit. Maybe you were playing baseball with your hick dad winning championships there, man it would have done a great deal if you would have stayed there. You lack the qualities of leader in every aspect besides recruiting because thats literally all you’re good for its just too bad Iceyfeet can’t see that.

”Then not long after you started talking trash while you were in DCP and I was in IW, and we all know how that ended lol..

Don’t remember? Let me remind you.

Completely destroyed you in war, easily won march madness against DCP, and to top it all off you and many others were multilogging in DCP! Now thats a true shame.

Maybe you should stop talking trash to others when you’re not even near their level! I get it.. you’re trying to get yourself more known and more out there by calling out both Icey and myself. But honestly man you don’t even have to do that 😦

listen kid, i’m jester i’ll talk trash untill the day i die because i can and because i can back it up. IM FUCKIN JESTER. THERES A REASON WHY YOU HAVEN’T BEEN INDUCTED. IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU.

FYI: never multilogged but i can guarantee you will in this war cause your hair will be handed to you

I guess I’ll be seeing you soon TOO!


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